MIRACLE COCKTAILS
Christmapolitan
vodka, dry vermouth,
elderflower, cranberry,
orange, mulling spices,
lime
Snowball Old-Fashioned
whiskey, gingerbread
syrup, bitters, absinthe
Stocking Stuffer
whiskey, PX sherry, "cold hot
chocolate", cinnamon. Served over ice.
Christmasaurus
pineapple rum,
falernum, mezcal,
apricot liqueur, pineapple syrup, coconut milk, lime, angostura
Crooked Antler
brandy, ruby port, vanilla
liqueur, hazelnut, chestnut orgeat, orange juice, lapsang tea
Koalala
tequiliana, dry vermouth, apple syrup, apple juice, lemon, tamarind, eucalyptus, mint
Santa Slide
whiskey, creme de
cacao, cream, sherry, dry curacao, caramelized orange syrup, heavy cream,
mole bitters
Run Run Reindeer
angostura, white wine,
red wine, mulling spices.
carbonated
Roudolph's Replacement
vodka, coffee liqueur, white creme de cacao, orange curacao, chai, oat milk, bitters.
Jingle Balls Nog
brandy, cream sherry,
eggs, heavy cream, oat
milk, sugar, nutmeg, almond, vanilla, angostura. Served cold. *CONTAINS DAIRY, EGGS, NUTS
Yippee Ki Yay Mother F****r!
rum blend, ube coconut
orgeat, acidified
pineapple
The Krampus
reposado tequila, oloroso sherry, allspice dram, mezcal, ginger, hibiscus, lime
Hot Buttered Rum
**served hot** aged rum blend, velvet falernum, mixed spiced butter, nutmeg
*CONTAINS DAIRY
Mulled Wine
**served hot** mulled red wine, ruby port, orange liqueur, Christmas spices
Challah Back Girl
rye whiskey, PX sherry,
bread
Biscochito Coquito
rum, coconut milk, coconut water, nutmeg, cinnamon, anise, orange, vanilla - served cold
Nice Shot
rum, mint, chocolate
Naughty Shot
cinnamon whiskey
One & Done
4 year aged rum, Pedro Ximenez, Byrrh, Tart Cherry
Spirituous, rich, complex. All you could ever need or want.
Oreo Negroni
oreo distilled gin, red bitter, sweet vermouth
Hits like a classic Negroni, finishes like a classic Oreo
Hot Date With Fun Guy
mushroom infused tequiliana and mezcal, Pedro Ximenez Sherry, Cardamaro, figs and dates
“Don’t worry, it doesn’t taste like soup.” Umami and spirit-forward.
Aww Shucks
rye whiskey, espadin mezcal, corn, agave, gojuchong tincture
Corn straight from the grill. Smoky, spicy, spirit-forward
Pick Your Path
genmaicha green tea infused whiskey, lychee, yuzu
Choose your direction: highball or spirit forward
Passenger Side (of my Best Friend’s Ride)
tequiliana, pineapple, bell pepper and pineapple shrub
What a shrub should actually taste like
Hey Handsome
cedar whiskey, artichoke amaro, xabantun, sweet vermouth
Layered, woody whiskey sipper; anise and honey linger
Lyrical Thesis
bacanora agave spirit, lacto-fermented tomatoes, cocchi rosa, cantaloupe, persimmon, salt
Take a casual trip to flavortown with us
Boyz to the Yard
mezcal espadin infused with cocoa puff cereal, espresso, fennel, orange, lemon. Clarified milk punch
Cocoa Puffs get upgraded to first class on an international flight.
Dirty Talk
blend of olive, garlic, leek, and rosemary gins, dry vermouth
This is not the dirty martini you’re looking for. Rich and savory.
HAPPY COCKTAILS
FLEX
HAPPY COCKTAILS
bangers
ALCOHOL FREE
Oh Yeah!
We reverse-engineered Kool-Aid! Rotating flavors of the week: Stawberry and Plum!
the Tropical Thunder of our dreams. Non-Alcoholic.
BLT
house made tonic of Lemon husk, burdock
root, mint
Citrusy, carbonated, earthy dry finish. Non-alcoholic.
London Girl Lost
Red bell pepper, pineapple, soda water, passionfruit foam.
Light, vegetal, and Refreshing. Non-Alcoholic.
$8 Lap Dance
lapsang souchong tea, peach, sex potion #9 bitters
Smoky, Old-fashioned style. Non-Alcoholic.
Ginger Spice
spicy ginger,
carbonated
Bites back without the repercussions. Non-Alcoholic.
No-quito
coconut milk, coconut water, nutmeg, cinnamon, anise, orange, vanilla
a dairy free Puerto Rican nog. Non-Alcoholic.
Gin and Tonic
gin, house-made tonic
This will ruin you for all future gin and tonics.
Chupacabra
tequiliana, ginger, grapefruit, cinnamon, blackcurrant, carbonated.
El diablo meets a spiced paloma
Hey Love
gin, lychee, coconut, sparkling sake, electric dust
we’ll make a gin drinker out of you yet
Accidentally Loopy
vodka, fruit loops, pineapple, coriander, lemon, clarified milk punch
Tastes like Saturday morning cartoons with an age restriction
Pornstar Martini
Vodka, vanilla, passionfruit, lime, sidecar of sparkling wine
Juicy and approachable - just like a pornstar.
Beer Fairy
absinthe, root beer, coconut foam
Fuck yeah we did.
Sherry Limeaid
oloroso, manzanilla, pedro ximenez sherry, lime
Light and refreshing low ABV crusher
One in a Melon
thai-chili infused gin, cantaloupe, lemon, carbonated
Spicy not-spicy juicy refresher
Needle & Thread
whiskey, madeira, lemongrass, guanabana, pine
we had to google guanabana too
Happy Little Accidents
tequiliana, ling hui mui infused rum, guava, lemon, passionfruit foam
Everything you want in a glass: juicy, tropical, hit of salt
Pandan-monium
Tequiliana, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Pandan, served carbonated, light and slightly sweet.
A crushable tequila highball.
Smoked Whiskey Kola
Whiskey, sugar cane kola, hickory smoke, cardamom bitters, side of peanuts
Put the peanuts in the kola. Its a thing
Ursula
vodka, calpico japanese soda, lavender, ube - served carbonated
Finally, a drink with a kiss of lavender
Be Mighty
rye whiskey, aged rum, white peach, cardamom bitters
Like a day on the peach.
Espresso Martini
vodka, espresso, cold brew, vanilla, served via high pressure nitro with coconut cream on top
If you want to know why it’s the best, ask for Zach.
What’s Good Here
rum, spicy ginger, coconut. carbonated
It’s what’s good here. The best dark and stormy
Bitter Courage
gin, happerol, muddled lime, salt, fresh cracked black pepper. Served caprihinia-style
The drink with a decade-long cult following. See why
Spa Water
vodka, cucumber, lemon, celery bitters, carbonated
If your spa could serve booze