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Happy Accidents

DRY BUT WET- 

NON ALCOHOLIC  COCKTAILS

BANGERS

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Michelin Man

white truffle oil, marshmallow gin, egg white, heavy cream, citrus

An arm workout for your bartender. A variation on a Ramos gin fizz.
$8

Sorry Not Sorry

cilantro infused sotol, dry curacao, lime, agave. Salt air

herbaceous, dry, and margarita-like.
$6

Influencers in the Wild

miso and butterscotch whiskey, amontillado sherry, black walnut bitters.

boozy, nutty, umami.
$6

Making Love at Midnight

cinnamon toast infused rum, pineapple, coconut cream, a touch of vanilla and Angostura bitters.

If you like Pina Coladas...
$6

Unforbbiden Fruit

white rum, manzanilla sherry, cold pressed apple, cashew, fenugreek, whisper of pear smoke

The bubble drink, while it lasts...
$7

BLOOD TIDE

Who is She?

Curry leaf infused brandy, cocchi amaricano, mustard seed, salt

a sophisticated, savory, and aromatic martini like sipper - her name is Brandy
$7.14

One & Done

4 year aged rum, Pedro Ximenez, Byrrh, Tart Cherry

Spirituous, rich, complex. All you could ever need or want.
$15

Dirty Talk

blend of olive, garlic, leek, and rosemary gins, dry vermouth

This is not the dirty martini you’re looking for. Rich and savory.
$13

Hot Date With Fun Guy

mushroom infused tequiliana and mezcal, Pedro Ximenez Sherry, Cardamaro, figs and dates

“Don’t worry, it doesn’t taste like soup.” Umami and spirit-forward.
$14

Boyz to the Yard

mezcal espadin infused with cocoa puff cereal, espresso, fennel, orange, lemon. Clarified milk punch

Cocoa Puffs get upgraded to first class on an international flight.
$14

Michelin Man

marshmallow gin, white truffle oil, lemon, lime, heavy cream, egg white

Get Puf’d. Marshmallow and white truffle ramos gin fizz
$9.18

Oreo Negroni

oreo distilled gin, red bitter, sweet vermouth

Hits like a classic Negroni, finishes like a classic Oreo
$14

Say Less

sesame fat-washed blend of rums, green coffee, coconut water

Complex and sophisticated journey of flavor.
$6.12

Influencers in the Wild

white miso and butterscotch whiskey, amontillado sherry, black walnut bitters

Robust and round, savory umami
$7.65

Passenger Side (of my Best Friend’s Ride)

tequiliana, pineapple, bell pepper and pineapple shrub

What a shrub should actually taste like
$12

Lyrical Thesis

bacanora agave spirit, lacto-fermented tomatoes, cocchi rosa, cantaloupe, persimmon, salt

Take a casual trip to flavortown with us
$15

Yankee Candle Ocean Air

nori-infused gin, cucumber vermouth, orange bitters, saline

Like a nice walk on the beach in a glass
$6.12

Pick Your Path

genmaicha green tea infused whiskey, lychee, yuzu

Choose your direction: highball or spirit forward
$14

Aww Shucks

rye whiskey, espadin mezcal, corn, agave, gojuchong tincture

Corn straight from the grill. Smoky, spicy, spirit-forward
$14

Unforbidden Fruit

rum, manzanilla sherry, cold pressed green apple, cashew, fenugreek

The best Apple-tini you could imagine
$7.14

Hey Handsome

cedar whiskey, artichoke amaro, xabantun, sweet vermouth

Layered, woody whiskey sipper; anise and honey linger
$16

WU TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN

Pandan-monium

Tequiliana, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Pandan, served carbonated, light and slightly sweet.

A crushable tequila highball.
$13

Snap Pea Accidents

snap pea vodka, soda, apple, lime

Vegetal, crisp, refreshing.
$6.12

Smoked Whiskey Kola

Whiskey, sugar cane kola, hickory smoke, cardamom bitters, side of peanuts

Put the peanuts in the kola. Its a thing
$12

Needle & Thread

whiskey, madeira, lemongrass, guanabana, pine

we had to google guanabana too
$14

Sherry Limeaid

oloroso, manzanilla, pedro ximenez sherry, lime

Light and refreshing low ABV crusher
$14

Accidentally Loopy

vodka, fruit loops, pineapple, coriander, lemon, clarified milk punch

Tastes like Saturday morning cartoons with an age restriction
$12

Hey Love

gin, lychee, coconut, sparkling sake, electric dust

we’ll make a gin drinker out of you yet
$12

Pornstar Martini

Vodka, vanilla, passionfruit, lime, sidecar of sparkling wine

Juicy and approachable - just like a pornstar.
$14

Happy Little Accidents

tequiliana, ling hui mui infused rum, guava, lemon, passionfruit foam

Everything you want in a glass: juicy, tropical, hit of salt
$14

Be Mighty

rye whiskey, aged rum, white peach, cardamom bitters

Like a day on the peach.
$14

Beer Fairy

absinthe, root beer, coconut foam

Fuck yeah we did.
$13

Spa Water

vodka, cucumber, lemon, celery bitters, carbonated

If your spa could serve booze
$11

Espresso Martini

vodka, espresso, cold brew, vanilla, served via high pressure nitro with coconut cream on top

If you want to know why it’s the best, ask for Zach.
$13

Gin and Tonic

gin, house-made tonic

This will ruin you for all future gin and tonics.
$12

One in a Melon

thai-chili infused gin, cantaloupe, lemon, carbonated

Spicy not-spicy juicy refresher
$13

What’s Good Here

rum, spicy ginger, coconut. carbonated

It’s what’s good here. The best dark and stormy
$13

Bitter Courage

gin, happerol, muddled lime, salt, fresh cracked black pepper. Served caprihinia-style

The drink with a decade-long cult following. See why
$12

Ursula

vodka, calpico japanese soda, lavender, ube - served carbonated

Finally, a drink with a kiss of lavender
$13

Sorry Not Sorry

cilantro infused sotol, dry curaçao, lime

Not at all sorry that there’s cilantro in here because it’s DELICIOUS
$13

Making Love at Midnight

cinnamon toast crunch infused blend of rums, pineapple, coconut

If you like Pina coladas…
$13

You're A Fine Girl

brandy, cream soda carbonated

Sounds heavy, drinks light
$5.61

Hashtag

vodka, black tea, condensed milk, vanilla, peach boba

Boozy black tea with popping peach boba. Need we say more?
$6.63

SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS

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BRUNCH     DRANKS

SATURDAY    AND    SUNDAY    11-4

Orange Juice

Fresh squeezed to order

Fruit to glass
$7

Strawberry Milk

an old school favorite made in house. Nesquik ain't got nothin

it's vegan too
$5

French Press Coffee

12oz french press for the table

locally roasted from Slow Burn
$6

Bloody Mary

vodka and house made bloody mary mix

A timeless brunch classic.
$13

Mimosa

Sparkling wine and fresh squeezed orange juice

let your brunch flag fly
$12

Pho-dy Mary

vodka, house made bloody mary mix, Pho broth, sesame oil

it's pho-king delicious
$14

Turkish Carajillo

tequiliana, coffee, spanish style vanilla liquor, cardamom

$14

Punchbuggy

No take backsies.

Rotating - ask your bartender
$6

$8 Lap Dance

lapsang souchong tea, peach, sex potion #9 bitters

Smoky, Old-fashioned style. Non-Alcoholic.
$8

London Girl Lost

Red bell pepper, pineapple, soda water, passionfruit foam.

Light, vegetal, and Refreshing. Non-Alcoholic.
$7

Oh Yeah!

We reverse-engineered Kool-Aid! Rotating flavors of the week: Stawberry and Plum!

the Tropical Thunder of our dreams. Non-Alcoholic.
$5

BLT

house made tonic of Lemon husk, burdock
root, mint

Citrusy, carbonated, earthy dry finish. Non-alcoholic.
$7

No-quito

coconut milk, coconut water, nutmeg, cinnamon, anise, orange, vanilla

a dairy free Puerto Rican nog. Non-Alcoholic.
$9

Ginger Spice

spicy ginger,
carbonated

Bites back without the repercussions. Non-Alcoholic.
$6
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