Cocktails

DRY BUT WET-

NON ALCOHOLIC COCKTAILS

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Bloody Mess

slushy goblet of vodka, tart cherry, and lime.

anyone who writes a bad review gets tossed into the slushy machine

$15

Beetle Juice

tequiliana, cantaloupe, honeydew and pandan brought to a bubbly froth. Spider familiar included.

carbonated melon highball

$15

The Ritual

white rum, manzanilla sherry, cold pressed apple, cashew, fenugreek, whisper of pear smoke

deceptively delicious apple treats with tableside smoky bubble

$15

Trick or Treat?

barrel aged gin, lavender, orange bitters.
TREAT - spirit forward Old Fashioned.
TRICK - bubbly, bright and refreshing.

herbaceous and floral via the timeless question

$15

Hair of the Black Dog

blackcurrant margarita kissed with Ceberus's hellfire

Juicy, a hint spicy, citrusy, and black.

$15

Romero's Revenge

blend of rums, passionfruit, pineapple, lemon, lime, bitters, absinthe.

Why won't they stay dead?

$15

Corpse Reviver Number Blue

gin, lemon, cocchi americano, blue curacao, pinch of absinthe

Shot or cocktail, pick your revival

$8/$15

Misery

Whiskey, salted caramel, apple, pear.

Shot - Booze and subtly sweet

All-Seeing Eye

A fresh eyeball recently harvested by our chainsaw-wielding maniac.

pina colada jello shot

BLOOD TIDE

Who is She?

Curry leaf infused brandy, cocchi amaricano, mustard seed, salt

a sophisticated, savory, and aromatic martini like sipper - her name is Brandy

$14

One & Done

4 year aged rum, Pedro Ximenez, Byrrh, Tart Cherry

Spirituous, rich, complex. All you could ever need or want.

$15

Dirty Talk

blend of olive, garlic, leek, and rosemary gins, dry vermouth

This is not the dirty martini you’re looking for. Rich and savory.

$13

Hot Date With Fun Guy

mushroom infused tequiliana and mezcal, Pedro Ximenez Sherry, Cardamaro, figs and dates

“Don’t worry, it doesn’t taste like soup.” Umami and spirit-forward.

$14

Boyz to the Yard

mezcal espadin infused with cocoa puff cereal, espresso, fennel, orange, lemon. Clarified milk punch

Cocoa Puffs get upgraded to first class on an international flight.

$14

Michelin Man

marshmallow gin, white truffle oil, lemon, lime, heavy cream, egg white

Get Puf’d. Marshmallow and white truffle ramos gin fizz

$18

Oreo Negroni

oreo distilled gin, red bitter, sweet vermouth

Hits like a classic Negroni, finishes like a classic Oreo

$14

Say Less

sesame fat-washed blend of rums, green coffee, coconut water

Complex and sophisticated journey of flavor.

$12

Influencers in the Wild

white miso and butterscotch whiskey, amontillado sherry, black walnut bitters

Robust and round, savory umami

$15

Passenger Side (of my Best Friend’s Ride)

tequiliana, pineapple, bell pepper and pineapple shrub

What a shrub should actually taste like

$12

Lyrical Thesis

bacanora agave spirit, lacto-fermented tomatoes, cocchi rosa, cantaloupe, persimmon, salt

Take a casual trip to flavortown with us

$15

Yankee Candle Ocean Air

nori-infused gin, cucumber vermouth, orange bitters, saline

Like a nice walk on the beach in a glass

$12

Pick Your Path

genmaicha green tea infused whiskey, lychee, yuzu

Choose your direction: highball or spirit forward

$14

Aww Shucks

rye whiskey, espadin mezcal, corn, agave, gojuchong tincture

Corn straight from the grill. Smoky, spicy, spirit-forward

$14

Unforbidden Fruit

rum, manzanilla sherry, cold pressed green apple, cashew, fenugreek

The best Apple-tini you could imagine

$14

Hey Handsome

cedar whiskey, artichoke amaro, xabantun, sweet vermouth

Layered, woody whiskey sipper; anise and honey linger

$16

WU TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN

Pandan-monium

Tequiliana, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Pandan, served carbonated, light and slightly sweet.

A crushable tequila highball.

$13

Chupacabra

tequiliana, ginger, grapefruit, cinnamon, blackcurrant, carbonated.

El diablo meets a spiced paloma

$14

Snap Pea Accidents

snap pea vodka, soda, apple, lime

Vegetal, crisp, refreshing.

$12

Smoked Whiskey Kola

Whiskey, sugar cane kola, hickory smoke, cardamom bitters, side of peanuts

Put the peanuts in the kola. Its a thing

$12

The Yuzual

tequiliana, soda, pear, yuzu

Light, refreshing, and essenced with yuzu

$12

Needle & Thread

whiskey, madeira, lemongrass, guanabana, pine

we had to google guanabana too

$14

Sherry Limeaid

oloroso, manzanilla, pedro ximenez sherry, lime

Light and refreshing low ABV crusher

$14

Accidentally Loopy

vodka, fruit loops, pineapple, coriander, lemon, clarified milk punch

Tastes like Saturday morning cartoons with an age restriction

$12

Hey Love

gin, lychee, coconut, sparkling sake, electric dust

we’ll make a gin drinker out of you yet

$12

Pornstar Martini

Vodka, vanilla, passionfruit, lime, sidecar of sparkling wine

Juicy and approachable - just like a pornstar.

$14

Happy Little Accidents

tequiliana, ling hui mui infused rum, guava, lemon, passionfruit foam

Everything you want in a glass: juicy, tropical, hit of salt

$14

Be Mighty

rye whiskey, aged rum, white peach, cardamom bitters

Like a day on the peach.

$14

Beer Fairy

absinthe, root beer, coconut foam

Fuck yeah we did.

$13

Spa Water

vodka, cucumber, lemon, celery bitters, carbonated

If your spa could serve booze

$11

Espresso Martini

vodka, espresso, cold brew, vanilla, served via high pressure nitro with coconut cream on top

If you want to know why it’s the best, ask for Zach.

$13

Gin and Tonic

gin, house-made tonic

This will ruin you for all future gin and tonics.

$12

One in a Melon

thai-chili infused gin, cantaloupe, lemon, carbonated

Spicy not-spicy juicy refresher

$13

What’s Good Here

rum, spicy ginger, coconut. carbonated

It’s what’s good here. The best dark and stormy

$13

Bitter Courage

gin, happerol, muddled lime, salt, fresh cracked black pepper. Served caprihinia-style

The drink with a decade-long cult following. See why

$12

Ursula

vodka, calpico japanese soda, lavender, ube - served carbonated

Finally, a drink with a kiss of lavender

$13

Swipe Right

blend of rums, macadamia and toasted coconut orgeat, dry curaçao, lime

Trader Vic would be jealous.

$13

Sorry Not Sorry

cilantro infused sotol, dry curaçao, lime

Not at all sorry that there’s cilantro in here because it’s DELICIOUS

$13

Making Love at Midnight

cinnamon toast crunch infused blend of rums, pineapple, coconut

If you like Pina coladas…

$13

You're A Fine Girl

brandy, cream soda carbonated

Sounds heavy, drinks light

$11

SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS

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BRUNCH DRANKS

SATURDAY AND SUNDAY 11-4

Orange Juice

Fresh squeezed to order

Fruit to glass

Strawberry Milk

an old school favorite made in house. Nesquik ain't got nothin

it's vegan too

French Press Coffee

12oz french press for the table

locally roasted from Slow Burn

Bloody Mary

vodka and house made bloody mary mix

A timeless brunch classic.

$13

Mimosa

Sparkling wine and fresh squeezed orange juice

let your brunch flag fly

$12

Pho-dy Mary

vodka, house made bloody mary mix, Pho broth, sesame oil

it's pho-king delicious

$14

Turkish Carajillo

tequiliana, coffee, spanish style vanilla liquor, cardamom

$14

Punchbuggy

No take backsies.

Rotating - ask your bartender

Oh Yeah!

We reverse-engineered Kool-Aid! Rotating flavors of the week: Lychee Plum

the Tropical Thunder of our dreams. Non-Alcoholic.

Ginger Spice

spicy ginger,
carbonated

Bites back without the repercussions. Non-Alcoholic.

London Girl Lost

Red bell pepper, pineapple, soda water, passionfruit foam.

Light, vegetal, and Refreshing. Non-Alcoholic.

BLT

house made tonic of lemon rind, lemongrass, and burdock

Citrusy, carbonated, earthy dry finish. Non-alcoholic.

Matcha Do About Nothing

Matcha, pear, lemon, grains of paradise. Clarified milk punch

Shakespeare would be pleased. Non-Alcoholic.

$8 Lap Dance

lapsang souchong tea, peach, sex potion #9 bitters

Smoky, Old-fashioned style. Non-Alcoholic.